Break out a beer
October 5 2005, 3:33 pm | | 2 Comments
This blog, for better or worse, has now earned 2 US dollars in the 3 weeks that advertisers have been paying to appear on it. A quick look at the ad links at 2.20 showed three for various bird flu related services ; The Vira38 anti-viral Family Bird Flu Protection Plan ; A free and straightforward guide to Bird Flu ; the opportunity to learn more about Bird Flu courtesy of Web MD ; and good old Biosecurity NZ, which requires your help to keep New Zealand pest-free. Clearly the Bird Flu post has tickled the right nerves at Google Ad HQ. Connan’s Arse, on the other hand, appears not to have excited any advertisers at all, for which we should probably be grateful. Creative Circle blog visits are averaging 150 per day, which is pretty good.
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