Hello, I am currently seeking employment…

May 2 2006, 1:50 pm | BY campaignbrief | 4 Comments

CIRRICULUM VITAE

BIRTHPLACE: GREAT WAPPING BEHIND CANT, BIRKSHIRE, ENGLAND.

AGE: 32

HOBBIES: MY RACING DOG STUMPY. VICTORIAN TOWELS. ROYAL FAMILY

MEMORABILLIA. COMMEMORATIVE ROYAL WEDDING SPOONS. BEARDS OF THE EAST.

THE BEATLES. HIP HOP DANCING/PILATES FOR GUYS.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:

1987 – 1989

CLIENT DOGSBODY – RUMMYCUP AND PUDDLESWORTH INSURANCE

1990 – 1992

RUNNER/VAN DRIVER – LOLLYWADS HOISERY, WEST LONDON

1992 – 1995

RUNNER/VAN DRIVER– PRICE, LOGO, STARBURST AND FINKLESTEIN ADVERTISING

SOLUTIONS, LONDON. WORKING ON SCROGGIN AND FOOTROT PET FOOD ACCOUNT.

1995 – 2000

DISAGREEMENT WITH INDIAN BOSS. TRANSERRED TO VLADIVOSTOK OFFICE FOR

LENIN, MARX, STALIN/TBWA(CURRENTLY TBWA/LENIN MARX STALIN) AROUND

ABOUT THE TIME OF THE MUTINY FROM BRANCH-OUT AGENCY DANCERY TBWA. THE

GROUP RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSING THE CHERNOBYL ACCOUNT IN ’86.

2000 – 2002

TRANSFEERD TO BBDO. LOST JOB AFTER AGENCY CLOSURE DUE TO THE

UNSUCCESSFUL ‘SUITS DO THE CREATIVE’ POLICY.

2002

TRAVELLED TO NZ AND WENT FROM VAN DRIVER TO SENIOR PLANNER AT DDB JUST

ON THE STRENTH OF MY ACCENT AND A D&AD I TELL PEOPLE I WAS IN THE

ROOM AT THE TIME IT WAS THOUGHT UP.

I AM CURRENTLY SEEKING WORK ANYWHERE IN THE POSITION OF ACCOUNT

SUPERVISING MANAGER OPERATIONS SENIOR INNIT MATE UP THE APPLES AND

PEARS GUVNA WAHEEEEY

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