Pictures from our LA office opening

These scenes of unimaginable depravity were captured by papparazzi at the recent opening of our LA office on Santa Monica Boulevard. They were all there, Patty Hearst, Dabitch, Heidi the Temp, Peter Cook (deceased) and the rest of the NZCC crew. There were a few no-shows : Fleiss sent her apologies and some of the finest and freshest pussy in West Hollywood, Lynchy was busy and couldn’t make it and of course, Lee was tied up that night and couldn’t get there. (But the truly appalling thing is, it was a school night.)

Anyone who can guess who the sick, twisted person in the little picture is will win a Gmail invite.