Arse whole
November 2 2005, 2:06 pm | | 6 Comments
I’ve officially been given the thumbs-up by the bum surgeon, unfortunately
the thumb was administered rectally. Anyway the main thing is it’s all over.
The grapes of wrath have been sliced from the vine.
Bit of a tip, don’t read while you’re on the shitter. That’s what caused it
in the first place.
Connan (actually Connan)
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So would you recommend standing or sitting?
This is actually true.There is now an inflatable black rubber ring for sale a M&C. No more tears from Connan everytime he poos. No more non-chewable foods at lunch-time. No more lectures when you’re having a quiet read of AdMedia in Cubicle 2 about how long you’ve been in there for.Bidding starts at 4 retractable sharpies – black.
Sitting increases the smear factor.In fact, you may as well be rolling in it.
Ah, rolling in it. I’ve come over all misty-eyed just thinking about it…
You guys spend too much time sitting on the blog
If a poo lands on the porcelain in cubicle 2 and nobody is in cubicle 1 to hear it, did it really make a sound?