Posted by ANON

QUESTION: In my younger years when I was stuck for an idea I’d occasionally

nip off to the toilet for a bit of the ol’ hand shandy. Now I’m in my mid 30’s

ideas don’t seem to be as forthcoming. I tell everyone I always drink more

than 8 glasses a day to hide the fact that I’m really throttling the turkey every

few hours. Anyway, my question is – Speaking of crap awards, anyone

remember the 5 hour AXIS ceremony at the Civic where you couldn’t drink?

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