Incredibile but apparently true
March 29 2006, 8:20 am | | 3 Comments
The visit to NZ for less than 24 hours by British PM Tony Blair and the Mrs is only the third by a British PM in 100 years. Nice day for it though…
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They’ve bloody sealed off the Langdon Hotel though. It’s like a low low low low low rent security version of Fort Knox.If I were a head-thumping-Baghdad Blogger-type terrorist called Ali Bukakaduka Ahkmed, I’d hire a great big 4WD (or a Toyota Ute – usually white, like in the american movies), and do something silly like blow myself up right outside the hotel. It’s that easy. I thought the NZ Police and Dip Protection squad would do a better job. It must be the annual police versus Dip Prot. Squad rugby game/fist fight today and they’re all in Wellington.Still, Tony Blair eh? And Cherrie – the old roooter herself? I reckon she’s the lookalike of Ozzy’s wife. Righto, back to work and wait for the SAS to turn up.
No, geez, you buy a Rav4 -the damn car is built for explosions – didn’t you see the ad?
Bombs don’t kill people. People kill people.