Wazza from Zephyr explains

April 15 2006, 2:29 pm | BY campaignbrief | 6 Comments

Hello to you too Heidi,

Glad you read our wee ad in the Herald and glad you did so with

interest.

There are 3 of us. We’re all ex-LAPD on witness protection programmes

after playing integral roles in the John Giotti Mafia trial in the late

90’s.

We all love Auckland, and in particular Ponsonby where the desperate

attention seeking and gel addiction feeds our nostalgia for Los

Angeles.

Our staff-sergeant at Venice Beach, Biff, always said we were full of

shit so we figured we could open an advertising agency. It wasn’t hard,

just a few Huffer T’s,

Ben Sherman jeans, Dries Van Noten shoes, a subscription to The Face

and Tosser Monthly, and a pinball machine in reception. Zephyr was the

name

of the gang we used to run with in East LA. WPD stands for Wankers

Pissheads and Deviants. So far it’s been fun.

Or perhaps you’d believe…

Yes, there are 3 of us. We’re all ex-Colenso, and no longer on the

witness protection programme they suggested we should go on.

The 3 – Simon Wedde, Managing Partner, and Creative Partners Quentin

Pfiszter and Warwick Delmonte. That’s where the WPD bit comes from.

We’ve just opened the doors. No pinball machine but we do have a table

tennis table, a Swedish ball, a coffee plunger and Quent does have an

old Huffer T-shirt. We’re in Maidstone St in Ponsonby. Ph 3600665. Feel

free to pop in an make use of the plunger.

Cheers, Warwick