Nick Smith to head of craft role at DRAFTFCB
In a shock move described as ‘fantastic for Draft, average for Nelson,’ Nelson MP, Dr Nick Smith has left Saatchi Auckland to head up a newly founded craft department at DraftFCB.
Dr Smith has been instrumental in many of Saatchi’s successes over the years, having cut his teeth at the National Party HQ in the early 90’s as a Mac op, laying up manifestos, propaganda and x-rated Japanese Manga style images of Helen Clark.
Says Dr Smith: “I’m glad to be joining such a fine bunch of people at Draft. They’re 100% behind craft. Craft / Draft, heck it’s destiny. ”
“Sure I’ve done my time at Saatchi’s and I’m proud of all that I’veachieved there. But the thing I’m most glad about is not having todrive from Nelson to Auckland 3 times a week. I tell ya, with theferry crossings that drive is a bitch.”
Dr Smith says he also has noregrets about leaving his job as MP for Nelson Bays as the Minister forEnvironment, Climate Change Issues and ACC and much prefers the idea ofgetting stuck into some ‘pretty sweet print ads and making themgangsta, and then after that when everyone thinks I’m done, I’m goingto make them solid and then hard out too.’
Nick Smith starts onthe 12th June, his first challenge will be re-designing the patentedDraftFCB 36 point star-burst. The brief ‘Go for 37 points Nick, just gofor it’.

20 Comments
this is worse than the time i tried to buy one of their t-shirts
Nick is better than this shit.
lame joke is lame.
Very funny.
Good luck Nick, nicest guy in advertising.
Fail.
New No.1 at Draft?
Most readable press release I’ve seen all year
What are you on about 8.08, those tees were fly
Go Nick! You will rock at Draft.
Craft? Like knitting, and scrap booking?
Hard working, clever, brilliant designer who can make your idea look beautiful and still come up with his own ideas, and a bloody nice bloke. Draft are very lucky. Another big loss for S&S.
This is seriously dumb.
Clearly the only people on here who enjoy this were DRaft FCB who laugh at their own very weak jokes.
good luck there Nick and couldn’t agree more – Nick has talent and good looks and is a fantastic person. How sickening for all the other blokes
How was this allowed on the internet?
early reports indicate someone has already been dropped as number 1 man candy in favour of the new comer. Watch this space – the Murupara Motorcycle Mantis will not go quietly.
Great profile shot.
I don’t get it?
If only Nick was as good looking as the MP.
Funny Nicko, good on you, better than the bullshit thats normally on the here
good luck mate, will miss you
Congratulations bro. Great news.