When Mammoth yoghurt came to my local store and I saw it was on special, I bought loads of it.
Unfortunately, I failed to read the fine print on the label: Lots of fat.
I put on lots of fat. Mammoth amounts. It took a mammoth amount of exercise and weeks not drinking to lose the blubber.
I liked the flavours though. Especially the lemon.
I’ve never eaten the dip. But then again, I never end up in situations involving men and dip.
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Er, chaps, is this not exactly what has come before? MAN DONE LAST YEAR?!
Gawd, if this manvertising rubbish doesn’t stop soon I’m going to lose mantrol.
Smell like a man, man.
Yeah done done done last year, but this one was actually done by Shine guys, not ring-ins.
When Mammoth yoghurt came to my local store and I saw it was on special, I bought loads of it.
Unfortunately, I failed to read the fine print on the label: Lots of fat.
I put on lots of fat. Mammoth amounts. It took a mammoth amount of exercise and weeks not drinking to lose the blubber.
I liked the flavours though. Especially the lemon.
I’ve never eaten the dip. But then again, I never end up in situations involving men and dip.
So the spot was done by the shine guys and the idea was done by……
Go Shine, go Shotter,